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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a ba...

Trix are for kids!

Once in a land far, far away there lived a group of people called Trids. The Trids were happy except for a giant that lived on the mountain. The giant would often terrorize the Trids.
The Trids, tired of the giant, sent a group led by the community’s minister to reason with the giant. But before ...

I don't get Halloween. It's perfectly fine for kids to go to strangers homes and ask for candy.

But I go driving around in my van offering kids candy, I get reported to the police!

I started a camp for kids with ADHD but nobody showed up.

I guess calling it Concentration Camp was a bad idea.

I made a website for Kids' jokes.

But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com

Don’t adopt a puppy to see if you’re ready for kids

Adopt a homeless guy with diarrhea & a bunch of stories that don’t go anywhere.

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Tic-tac-toe is actually bad for kids

It teaches them about the Xs and Os and when someone wins it's either "XXX" or "oh, ohh, OHHH!"

Pixar finally made a movie for kids with cancer

It’s called Finding Chemo

Having a trans parent is really difficult for kids.

It feels like they are never there.

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What does boobs and toys have in common?

They’re made for kids but daddies end up playing with them.

Warning: Dad joke for kids inside.

What do Skye, Chase, Marshall and Rubble use to power their vehicles?


Paw Petrol.

My doctor said that cigarettes are bad for kids

I guess next time I should just use an ashtray.

Did you hear about the gym for kids?

It’s called Gymmy Saville

I saw a sign that said "watch for kids"...

Sounds like a fair trade.

I started a summer camp for kids with add/adhd to teach them to manage their symptoms.

It didn’t do so well, people kept telling me “Concentration Camp” was a bad name.

There is a therapy group at school for kids who are bullied.

I’m helping new members join

Did you know John Lennon wrote a song for kids who avoid green vegetables?

Give Peas a Chance!

The most popular name for kids of Bob Marley fans?

.....



Benjamin

I feel sorry for kids who used to eat chalks and crayons when they were little.

They must have dyed inside a little.

My kid has Attention Deficit Disorder so I have sent him to a summer camp for kids with ADHD.

It's known as a Concentration Camp.

I took my son to an obstacle course for kids

Most boring PowerPoint I’ve ever sat through

Watch for kids

So a guy goes to this park with his son and stands next to a sign that says watch for kids. A few minutes later a guy comes up to him and says ive got the watch and the guy says ive got the kid and then the kid never sees his father again.

What do you call a person who sells prosthetic limbs for kids?

a small arms dealer.

Why is it risky for kids with dairy allergies to attend Christmas Eve church services?

There's a whey in the manger.

I set up a summer school in Israel for kids with ADHD ...

But apparently my name for it, Jewish Concentration Camp won’t work.

I feel really bad for kids in third world countries...

They have to go through puberty and their mid-life crisis at the same time.

What does women breast and Disney land have in common?

They are made for kids but adults enjoy them!

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