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Settle On Jokes

A man and his wife retire after working at their respective jobs for 40+ years and settle on a nice ranch out in the country

The wife asks if she can adopt a cat since all of their kids have grown and moved on, so she was having some empty nest syndromes going on

The husband agrees and they adopt a cat from the local shelter

And this woman adored the cat, lavishing all kinds of love onto the animal

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How did the medical community settle on the name for PMS?

Mad cow disease was already taken!

What did the cowboy say to his wife that was trying to settle on getting a Dachshund or a St. Bernard?

You should get a long little doggie.

A Boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother....

They couldn't settle on a name, Until it hit them!
They named him Ravi O. Lee
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