Police have just received info about a dodgy doctor performing dangerous circumcisions

There must have been a tip off

What do you call a dodgy Italian neighborhood?

A spaghetto.

Cop 1: I saw a guy driving a Challenger, a Charger, and a Viper in one day

Cop 2: I dunno... seems pretty dodgy

What do you call an untrustworthy sheep?

A dodgy ram.

A nuclear scientist sent me a dodgy email

I've heard about this fission scam

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A man walks into an unfamiliar bar

He sits down at the bar and sees a pot of cash filled to the brim with notes. As he orders his drink he ask the bartender "what's with the pot of cash?"

The barman replies "we have a 3 tier game going on, winner takes all. £100 entry."

"Just out of curiosity, whats involved?" Asks the ...

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An out of work pianist with Tourette's Syndrome was strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one sunny afternoon....

An out of work pianist with Tourette's Syndrome was strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one sunny afternoon.

Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the window: 'Pianist wanted for evening performances'.

"Fucking get in there you cunt!" he says to himself...

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"I bought some dodgy steroids last week and I grew another penis"

"Anabolic?"

"No, just the penis"

I had a Thai massage at the weekend...

Nothing dodgy - the wife had a token for one of those health clubs. So I strips down to my birthday suit and lie face down on the table. This very petite, but very gorgeous Thai girl comes in and starts to give me a very firm yet very relaxing massage. She’s totally stunning and as I’m lying there I...

Did you hear about the cross-eyed dodgeball teacher?

He had dodgy pupils

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Who does a pint of Guinness and a Catholic priest have in common?

Both have a white collar and black coat. And you’ve to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one.

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A man walks into a bar in Manchester

He orders a drink and sits down on a barstool. He notices a large, clear, plastic box on a shelf behind the bar with £20 notes stuffed into it.

He asks the barmaid “Ey love, what’s that box there for?”. She replies “Ah, that’s the 3 part pub challenge!”

Intrigued, the man asks her to ...

Two Indian junkies.

Accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital...one's in a Korma, the other other one has a dodgy Tikka..

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Big Shit

On a BA flight from Delhi to London, the pilot comes over the public address system, and tells passengers at what altitude they will be flying, the expected arrival time, a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, the pilot...

What do you call a biscuit that's terrible at playing the guitar?

A dodgy jammer

I've got a wobbly fence in my back yard...

My friend says some of the fence posts are dodgy. He sent me to r/jokes because he said they're good at reposting.

Queen Elizabeth has been on the Throne for 65 years

That's one hell of a dodgy curry.

*Spoiler* US Presidential Election Result Leaked

The dodgy, incompetent, unfit, slightly psychotic, rich, possibly criminal one who should 't even be in the race, wins.

Just bought a guitar.

The sale felt a little dodgy, lots of strings attached.

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