When you feel down, just remember that you are never really completely useless...
You can always serve as a bad example.
What do you get when you feel down near the equator?
If you ever feel down in life...
Just remember that you have just as many Tour de France medals as Lance Armstrong, and twice the balls.
I walked past the YMCA yesterday
There was a teenage boy outside stroking some feathers.
I said "Young man, there's no need to feel down".
This is for Robin Williams
A man goes to see a doctor. Doctor asks what seems to be the trouble. The man says, "Doc, I'm depressed. Simply, I can't sleep sometimes, I can't eat, I feel down and irritable most days. I just can't feel 'happy.'"
The Doctor says, "I've got the perfect fix for you. In town tonight is the g...