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Gay people have no excuse to have a bad fashion sense

Like homie what were you doing in the closet that whole time

What do you call a dog's fashion sense?

Doggy style.

Fashion Sense

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
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The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense

What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe?

"My sexual preference is Narnia business."

Chad always has an impeccable fashion sense, even when he's not trying

People ask him how he does it and he tells them, "Well, I didn't stay in the closet all those years for nothing".

I was the announcer at the women’s day expo..

“All the women with fashion sense and business sense sit in the first row. All the women with one or the other sit in the second row.” I announced.

“What row do you sit in if you have neither?” A perplexed woman asked.

I answered her “LuLaRoe.”

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Basic Fuckanomics

Fuckanomics\-\-You're born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get...

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