Stalin is visiting the farmlands outside of Leningrad one day

Stalin is visiting the farmlands outside of Leningrad one day. He visits a potato farmer and asks the farmer, “Comrade, how many potatoes have you produced?” The farmer responds, “Well Comrade Stalin if you stacked them, they would reach god in the sky. Stalin’s replied, “but god does not exist” and...

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A politician’s chauffeur ran over a pig while visiting the farmlands.

The politician told the chauffeur to find the owner of the pig and apologize to him and offer him compensation for this accident. So the chauffeur went to look for the farmer who owned the pig. Couple of hours later, the chauffeur returned with lots of goods like eggs, butter, meat and chickens. ...

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