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Exorcists Jokes

Why are all exorcists alcoholics?

Because they can’t handle their spirits.

If you don't pay exorcists on time...

They'll repossess your house!

My house was being haunted, so my wife and I decided to look up some exorcists.

I found a really good one, but when we met with him, he seemed depressed. My wife found one that seemed much more upbeat. We discussed our options and decided to go with the happy medium.

I always wanted to be an exorcist

So I studied and worked real hard to become an orcist. Then I quit.

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