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Ferns Jokes

Based on where it grows, What do you call Red Ferns?

Puppy Trees!!

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Why does Nicki Minaj like sitting on ferns?

Because she loves her butt in plants.

The caretaker of a generation ship was on his death bed

Many years before, Jacques had helped place all his friends and family into cryogenic sleep. He was a young man then and they all knew that he would likely be long dead by the time they reached their destination. They said their tearful goodbyes and drifted off to sleep.

In the years he spent...

Last minute anniversary gift (x-post from r/cleanjokes)

A devoted husband has made it a tradition to buy his beautiful wife beautiful flora for their anniversary. Though his plant of choice is not roses nor tulips, but her favorite: anemone

Alas, there was no anemone in stock this year at the local nursery.

"What else can I buy my wife for ...

A dyslexic Sanders supporter was kicked out of the botanical gardens

He kept trying to peel the ferns.

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