The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was...

Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi

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The worst joke in the world

WW3 breaks out and the President authorizes use of the most powerful weapon ever made, a joke so bad it causes instant death to the listener. The problem is, it was said to be developed in revolutionary times by British expats and nobody could remember where it has been stashed away.

To find...

A circle trying to convince a deadbeat dad to attend his son’s game:

“Sir, come for Ence.”

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