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So the new blind emojis are finally available!

And here I thought they’d never see the light of day.

What text emojis do spiders use when they are happy?

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The official list of emojis for 2019 has been updated to include a drop of blood, which is meant to symbolize menstruation. Although, if tech companies really wanted to accurately portray the suffering caused by periods...

...they should use an emoji of a husband quietly masturbating in the bathroom.

Guide on how to be cool:

A) Use sunglasses emojis
B)

I was explaining puns to my 8yo kid and we collaborated on a new joke

What’s another term for a reading lamp?

A TALE LIGHT!

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*I submitted this last night and stupidly included some emojis in the body of the post, so it was removed. Hope you guys don't mind a resubmission!*

Facebook is a lot like ancient Egypt

People write on walls, use emojis, and worship cats.

Things that didn't exist the last time England were in the semis

iPhone

Facebook

Google

Amazon

Android

Twitter

Instagram

iPod

Yahoo

YouTube

Snapchat

Spotify

Tesla

Skype

Uber

Airbnb

Bitcoin

Fitbit

Emojis

iPad

and
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The priest and the nun.

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke.
'Well, Sister, this looks prett...

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