Egghead Jokes - 4 Hilarious Egghead Jokes

My angry egghead maths teacher hit his head on a rock today.

I think he finally cracked...

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What did the egghead say to the pothead?

"Why are you laughing? Is it the yolk?"

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Computer idiots (Warning: Old)

Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.

1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the many calls asking where the "Any" k...

So the Marines, the Seals, and the Air Force were all asked to do a joint mission...

There were three key buildings that needed to be taken over in order to for the operation to succeed, and Superiors from the three fields wanted to gauge the performances of their respective subordinates. So they set a deadline, and convened the day after the deadline to compare notes. The the offic...

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