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Eee Jokes

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Two Monkeys were in the process of getting into a bath, and one said to the other "ooo aa oo eee ooo ee oo"

And the other one said "put some fucking cold in then!"

Is either pronounced eye-ther or eee-ther?

It's either

Two Scotsmen at the bar having a catch up....

1st Scotsman: Hey McBride where's Murphy?.

2nd Scotsman: Oh he's dead!.

1st Scotsman: How'd e do dat?.

2nd Scotsman: Is finger got run over by a train.

1st Scotsman: Can dat kill ya?.

2nd Scotsman: Ah no. Eee was pickin is nose at da time. 😂

Two whales walk into a bar

The first whale goes "oooOOOOOoooo...aaaaaaaaa......\*BLURB\* \*BLURB\* \*BLURB\* aaaaaaEEEEEooooOOOOOO ooooeeeEEE \*whomp\* \*whomp\*\*whomp\* acacacacacacacacacacac oooOOoooeeeeeeEEEEEE AAAAAAaaaaaaOoooOOOOOOOO"

The second whale looks at him and goes "I don't get it."

Ginger kid

Ginger kid: mom, I love you!

Mother: eee... let's just stay friends.

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

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