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Eco Jokes

This must be Reddit's most eco-friendly sub...

99% recycled content.

I love her eco-friendly body.

Very little waist.

I didn't know r/Jokes was so eco friendly

Everything here is recycled.

If we rated Subreddits on eco friendliness, r/jokes would be the cleanest

Because around 99% of the content is recycled

All the animals in the forest decided to be eco-friendly...

...and they built a public restroom. Then one day, the window of the restroom was broken. So all the animals got together in a public meeting. The wise owl who chaired the meeting asked who broke it. The little bunny raised his hand, and explained: "You see, I was sitting on the toilet, when from th...

What African country is the most eco-friendly?

A Hint: The one who's always Mad At Gas Cars

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Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad

Reddit is the most eco-friendly website

Everything here gets reused a million times

Eco-activists, as a protest, splashed paint on a famous Jackson Pollock painting

No-one noticed.

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A man walks into an eco-friendly sandwich shop.

He takes a few steps in and realizes that the place smells like shit. The man asks a lady sitting down what the smell is all about.

"This place uses cow manure to power the place. It smells bad, but it does help the ecosystem."

The man is confused, but since the place has good food r...

I love how eco conscious this sub is.

All the top content is recycled.

In this age of Teslas and other eco-conscious cars, what would Jesus drive?

Duh, a Christler.

Reddit is one of the most green eco-friendly companies in the world

The front page is 95% recycled content

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Just bought one of those Eco friendly cars, it runs on raccoon piss.

My wife borrowed it,

stupid Woman filled it with Weasel.

Hear about the eco-friendly comedy tour?

They recycle jokes.

Antivaxxers are eco friendly!

They dramatically reduce their children's carbon footprint!

Reddit is an inspiration on how to be eco friendly

Considering that 90% of content is recycled

Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

Little known fact #376: In Norway they have problems with herds of wild horses destroying the delicate eco systems around their narrow inlets.

They plan to start exporting Fjord Mustangs.

What would you call Captain Planet if he fought ghosts instead of eco-terrorists?

Captain Planchette.

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

...

a man was driving his Tesla when

an old truck forced him to stop

after greetings, the truck driver suggested that they swap their cars

"are you out of your mind, who would ever want to swap a new beautiful eco-friendly Tesla with a loud old smoking truck ?"

"you don't und...

New SUV

Well Gm has planned to relaunch the Hummer line as eco friendly electric trucks. To save even more electricity the horn had been removed from the deluxe model and a bell installed attached to a cable. It will be called the Humdinger edition.

What do you call someone who's obsessively environmentally friendly?

An Eco-Maniac

How does the government remember the difference between Astronomy and Astrology?

Simple.

Just like with "Eco-", you don't consider it a science if it ends with "-logy"

Three men are sitting on an airplane.

One has a a banana, one has a skateboard, and one has a bomb. The first one peels the banana, eats the banana, and throws the peel out the window. The second man just throws the skateboard out the window. The last man lights the fuse on his bomb and throws it out the window.

When they arrive ...

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