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Bull has Erectile Dysfunction

Farmer tells a veterinarian that his bull won’t mount the cows because of E.D. The vet says that’s easy to fix the vet walks over to a cow sticks his hand in the cow’s privates and takes his wet hand and rubs it over the nose of the bull. The bull immediately gets excited and mounts the cow. The sa...

a little boy's Christmas

A little boy went to see Santa.
He was sitting on Santas lap and Santa says to the boy, "I know what you want for Christmas, you want a B O O K (Santa spells the word book, with each letter he taps the boy on the nose)
Little boy replies, "No. Thats not what I want for Christmas".
Santa s...

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