Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town...
After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager: 'Go upto the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the differ...
A prudish mother visits her adult daughter
Her daughter was living in an apartment with a young man, and she did not approve of her living situation. The daughter picked up the mother from the airport, and brought her home. The mother carefully looked around the house. Two bedrooms, one clearly the daughter's, and one clearly belonging to...
Two panhandlers meet after a long time and talk about their last year income
Guy 1: How did it go last year? Guy 2: Pretty decent, I was able to purchase a two bedroom apartment, a Ferrari and furnish my house. Guy 1: Whaaaaaat? How did you manage to do that, I have been on the streets 24x7 and have hardly managed to pay rent and look after my family? Guy 2: W...
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