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A man, an ostrich and a cat walk into a bar

A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat, the man says to the bartender "I'll have a pint of lager please"

The ostrich says "and I'll have the same"

The cat then says "Gin & tonic for me, but I'm not paying!"

The bartender looks a bit perplexed but announces ...

It's WW2. Two German spies walk into a bar in London...

... where they sit down to listen in on some high-ranking British officers. They walk up to the bartender and ask:

"Can we get a few drinks?"

The bartender then suggests:

"dry martini?"

"Nein, nein, zwei martini!"

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Man plops down at the bar and

orders 12 dry martinis.

"Big occassion?" asks the bartender.

"First blowjob" says the man.

"and if 12 martinis can't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will."

Two german solders at the end of WW2...

...got stranded in Italy. They were tired and thirsty so they went to the closest inn. Since they didn't want to be recognised as germans they agreed to order martinis. While ordering they ask waither for martinis and he asks them: "Dry martini?".

Nein zwei

Two German spies came to English pub during WW II.

One German said to another: "Be careful. Let's pretend that we are British. We should order martini this time, not schnaps". So they requested barman for two martinies.


- Dry martini? - asked barman.
- Warum drei? Zwei!

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