My friend got 9/10 on his drivers test

One jumped out of his way

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A teenager had just passed his drivers test, and he asked his dad to buy him a car

"Dad, will you be able to get me a car?" Asked the boy

"I suppose a car would be in order *if* you can raise your grades from C's to B's, you study your Bible, and cut your hair." Replied the father.

After contemplating for many hours, the boy decided it was a good and fair compromise...

I failed the drivers test even though I stopped for the sign

I gave it plenty of time to cross, it's not my fault I hit it.

Took my drivers test high on magic mushrooms.

Passed with flying colors.

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