Drink Out Of Jokes - 8 Hilarious Drink Out Of Jokes

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Guy walks into a bar Sits at the bar and orders a drink. He pays with a $100 bill and refuses the change. Just when he's about to take a drink, this little guy - not even a foot tall - runs across the bar and knocks the drink out of his hand. The little guy jumps off the bar and disappears.

The bartender, really confused, pours him another drink. The guy pays him $100 and refuses the change again. Just as he's about to sip his drink, the little guy appears, knocks the drink to the floor and runs off again.

Now the bartender pours him another drink and asks him about the little g...

There are a couple of reasons you shouldn't drink out of a toilet bowl

Number one and number two

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What did the girl with small drink out of?

A Cup

A Californian, a Texan and a local are drinking at a bar in Big Sky, MT

After a little bit, The Californian finishes his martini, turns and throws his glass against the wall.

The Bartender, shocked, asks him why the hell he did that.

Californian replies that where he's from, they make so much money they don't have to drink out of the same glass twice.
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I never drink out of a straw...

My momma didn't raise a sucker.

What do you say to a weird-looking Pokemon that just knocked a drink out of your hand?

"Jynx, you owe me a soda."

What’s the best way to get a drink out of an Irishman?

Stick your finger down his throat.

What does the sun drink out of?

Sunglasses.

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