Dressing Up Jokes - 20 Hilarious Dressing Up Jokes

My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion.

He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

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Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head.

He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband," she says.

He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband either."

He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.

"Wait a minute," she says....

I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns.

It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops.

I was thinking of dressing up as a Band-Aid for Halloween, but then decided against it.

It would be really hard to pull off.

Did you see the news about Jonathan Ross, dressing up in a blue uniform and trying to provide antenatal care?

They say he’s having a midwife crisis.

For Halloween I'm dressing up as a plate.

Girls love to do dishes.

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A Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he says.

"I'm trying to commit a suicide," she says.

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a blow job."

So, she does.

After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow!...

What do you call a group of old people dressing up and play fighting in the woods?

LAARPing

I raised money for charity by dressing up as Cruella De Ville.

I had 101 donations.

All the nurses are dressing up as witches for Halloween!

They will be scaretakers.

Me: Are you into role playing? Her: Yeah I love dressing up!

Me: Okay, just lay there. You'll be the turkey and I'll do the stuffing.

I really excel at dressing up in armour

It's my strongest suit

Some people say the Canadian prime minister does not like dressing up like a black person.

But it's Trudeau.

I'm dressing up as Commitment this halloween

Well everyone's afraid of it.

A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
She does, an...

This year for Halloween, I’m dressing up as the scariest thing I can imagine

Myself, but more successful

For Halloween, our daughter is dressing up as joke telling jack-o'-lantern.

She's our little pun-kin.

The hells angels are riding....

On January 13th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, California bikers were riding along Colorado Street in Pasadena when they saw a girl about to jump off Pasadena's Suicide Bridge. So they stopped.
John, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the S...

I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party

It didn't land too well

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My girlfriend thinks dressing up as a clown during sex would be weird ...

I think it would be fucking ridiculous.

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