My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion.

He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

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Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head.

He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband," she says.

He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband either."

He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.

"Wait a minute," she says....

My wife has been dressing up in really weird nun outfits over the last few weeks

She has been getting into some really strange habits recently

Fred: he was dressing up as a ghost and scaring people away from the old fun park

**cop:** that's actually not illegal but tell me about the talking dog

Me: Are you into role playing? Her: Yeah I love dressing up!

Me: Okay, just lay there. You'll be the turkey and I'll do the stuffing.

All the nurses are dressing up as witches for Halloween!

They will be scaretakers.

I’m dressing up as a mushroom for Halloween

Why?

Because I’m a fungi

Some people say the Canadian prime minister does not like dressing up like a black person.

But it's Trudeau.

I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns.

It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops.

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Dressing Up

A Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he says.

"I'm trying to commit a suicide," she says.

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a blow job."

So, she does.

After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow!...

This year for Halloween, I’m dressing up as the scariest thing I can imagine

Myself, but more successful

For Halloween I'm dressing up as a plate.

Girls love to do dishes.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party

It didn't land too well

I really excel at dressing up in armour

It's my strongest suit

For Halloween, our daughter is dressing up as joke telling jack-o'-lantern.

She's our little pun-kin.

I'm dressing up as Commitment this halloween

Well everyone's afraid of it.

I'm dressing up as a (dead) hooker for Halloween...what are some lines you NEVER want to hear a hooker say?

For example, "I just need to put some ointment on my herpes, and then we are good to go."

I know, I'm terrible at this! Please help!

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My girlfriend thinks dressing up as a clown during sex would be weird ...

I think it would be fucking ridiculous.

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