Donner Party Jokes - 11 Hilarious Donner Party Jokes

How old were them kids in the Donner party?

They were all 8 n up

“Donner party of 4? Hello? Donner party of 4?”

[indistinct]

“Okay, Donner party of 3, right this way.”

Donner Party.

Here's a rare treat....an original joke

At work I was talking with a client who brought up the Donner Party and asked if i knew who the were. I replied that yes, I did. They were the group snowbound in the mountains in the 1800s and turned to cannabalism.
I added that they were supposedly...

The Donner Party had to eat so many people because they didn't have Jesus

If Jesus had been with the Donner Party the first person to die would have filled the entire party with twelve baskets of leftovers!

The difference between 'Dinner Party' and 'Donner Party?

The meaning of 'Who is being served now?'

Donner party of 5, your table is ready

Or rather, party of 3 now. Would you like to see a dessert menu?

The Donner Party Diet

Breakfast: Jacks

Lunch: Franks

Dinner: Patties

I wonder what was the last thing to go through the Donner Party’s minds

I guess a fork

Santa’s reindeer had an issue with their dinner reservation.

The restaurant simply refused to seat the Donner party.

What do you call a party where everyone brings food?

A Donner Party.

Who is the loneliness Reindeer on their birthday?

I know you're thinking it's probably Rudolph, but, let's just say no one wants to go to Donner party.

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