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Dog Pee Jokes

People say that they’re being treated like a dog like it’s a bad thing but I wish I was treated like a dog

Because if a dog pees on someone’s lawn then everyone is chill but when I do it they call the cops. So unfair.

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At a country club tennis court, a man clutches his elbow in pain...

He says to his friend, "Geez, my elbow aches. I think I should see a doctor about this".

The friend says, "Well before you do, why don't you try that machine in the locker room. You pee in a cup, and it writes you a prescription!"

Although skeptical, the man agrees to try out the machi...

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