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What’s the difference between a rooster and a nymphomaniac?

The rooster says “cock-a-doddle-doo”.

The nymphomaniac says “any-cock-‘ll-do”

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Father Conor is walking by the Shannon when he sees one of his congregation fishing...

He stops for a chat, and mentions that he's never fished before. 'It's a doddle,' says the angler. 'Take a rod and give it a go.'

'Well, I suppose the blessed Saint Peter himself was a fisherman. Perhaps I'll try my hand,' says the priest.

Father Conor sits down and casts his line. Aft...

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