Yankee Doodle: *sticks feather in cap* This is called macaroni

Yankee Doodle's friend: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about you.

Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"...

Helen Keller went to town,
A-ridin' on a pony,
Stuck a feather in her hat
and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"

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Yankee Doodle can use other names too

Helen Keller went to town while riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'UGLABERPL'

Adolf Hitler went to town while riding on a pony, when someone stuck a feather in his hat, he threw it on the ground and screamed 'NIEN!'

What does a patriotic chicken say?

Yankee doodle doo!

I'll see myself out

What do you call an American Drawing?

A Yankee Doodle.

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3 Guys Get Lost Hiking

3 guys get lost hiking in the woods. They used up all of their food and are only left with a single piece of bologna. So they decided to all go to sleep and once they woke up whoever has the best dream will get it.

The next morning they all wake up and the first guy says, " I had a d...

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