Die For Jokes - 13 Hilarious Die For Jokes

Gf: I will die for you babyy

Me: Sorry I'm not a necrophile dear

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What would a suicide bomber die for?

A blowjob

What's short and to die for?

A North Korean political joke.

If jesus died for our sins, we don't want him to die for nothing.

Let's sin it up people.

A French, a Brit, and an American are on an expedition in the Amazon

They are captured by a tribe of natives. The chief says to them, "you must die for intruding our land. But it is our custom to allow you to choose your own death."

After some time, the Frenchman says, "my great grandfather died by sword while fighting for France, I shall do the same to honor ...

I would die for shopping.

I’m a Walmartyr.

I’m gonna die for what I believe in...

But I’m an atheist and antivax, so I’m pretty much immortal

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To my girlfriend, I love you so much I'd die for you if necessary, I'd walk across a desert for you,

I'd stick my dick in a cactus for you, I'd have sex with a disease filled hooker for you and in fact I did so I hope you appreciate it.

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I will no doubt be hunted down and dragged behind a pickup truck until I die for this.

What's the difference between a redneck and a hillbilly?

A redneck puts on a condom before he fucks his own sister.

God told Jesus he had to die for ours sins and you’d be surprised at his reaction.

He became cross.

When is a terrorist ready to die for the cause?

When they are fully vested.

I just opened my own kosher hot dog stand in my neighborhood but business is suffering even though I've been told it's to die for.

So please support your local businesses and come on down to Anne's Franks. You won't regret it!

An 18 year old in America is allowed to buy an AR-15, vote, enlist in the army, buy cigarettes, get a lottery ticket, and die for their country...

...but god FORBID they try to rent a car.

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