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Why did the hippie die out at sea?

Because he was too far out man.
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Why did the Triceratops die out?

Because they couldn't find any Tricerabottoms.
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Why did the dinosaurus die out?

Erreptile Disfunction.
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Why did the dinosaurs die out.

They got ereptile dysfunction.
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God took only one rib from men to create women

Because he knew, if he took a second rib, humanity would die out.
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Antivax jokes just don't die out

Unlike those they're based on
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