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Die Out Jokes

Why did the hippie die out at sea?

Because he was too far out man.

Why did the Triceratops die out?

Because they couldn't find any Tricerabottoms.

Why did the dinosaurus die out?

Erreptile Disfunction.

Why did the dinosaurs die out.

They got ereptile dysfunction.

God took only one rib from men to create women

Because he knew, if he took a second rib, humanity would die out.

Antivax jokes just don't die out

Unlike those they're based on

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