To celebrate my cake day, here’s a joke that gave me a giggle
An old lady walks into a dental surgery, sits down in the chair, lifts her knees up and spreads her legs.
Dentist: ‘Miss, I believe you’re in the wrong room’.
Woman: ‘You put my husbands new teeth in last week. I’m here to have them removed’.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Do you have a pen?
I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass. She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.” I looked at her said, ”Have you got a pen.” She said, “I sure do." I said, “ Well, you better get b...