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A 30 year old man has had a headache for 15 years

He goes to the doctor to see about it. His doctor says ā€œIā€™ve only heard of this once before, the only solution was to cut off your penisā€

The man says ā€œoh wow, can I think it over for a couple days before the procedureā€

The doctor says ā€œof courseā€

The man goes home and thinks a...

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A goose is flying over the border between the US and Canada...

A goose is flying over the border between the US and Canada. You can hear two shots and the bird falls to the ground. Two hunters arrive at the same time to find the bird lying right on the border and they immediately start arguing about who shot the bird and who should be able to keep it.

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