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Cracker Barrel Jokes

What do you call a group of Caucasians rolling down a hill?

A cracker barrel

I love laying naked on a bear skin rug in front of a fireplace.

But apparently there are rules against this at cracker barrel... -_-

::sigh:: foiled again!

If the KKK was meeting for lunch where would they go?

Cracker Barrel.

What do you call a restaurant full of white people?

The Cracker Barrel.

Who comes up with these edible underwear flavors anyway?

Fruit? Chocolate? It’s not like it’s an ice cream sundae down there. Is hushpuppy flavored or maybe Cheddar Bay Biscuit® flavored edible underwear too much to ask for? They could sell them in the Gift Shop over to the Cracker Barrel. Open up to a whole new demographic.

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