COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America .
ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 7.8%.
COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT: No, that's 14.7%
COSTELLO: You just said 7.8%.
ABBOTT: 7.8% Unemployed.
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With Apologies To Abbot And Costello
There were these two kids who ran away from their home in Why, Arizona. One was a tall, white kid. The other was a short, Asian kid. After running away from home, a police officer notices them. They were caught milking baby gila monsters for their venom. The cop didn't want to send them to juvi...
Abbot & Costello
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If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch,<...
Lou Costello : Well that’s gonna cost you overtime because I’m a union man and I work only sixteen hours a day.
McDougal : A union man only works eight hours a day.
Lou Costello : I belong to two unions.
Abbot and Costello meet the Corona Virus
The World Health Organization says Corona is officially a pandemic.
Who says that?
Who said it's a pandemic?
That's right! They also said don't touch anyone.
I'm asking, WHO said don't touch anyone?
Just remembered my favorite Abbott and Costello joke
Costello: Bud, you should make sure to marry a homely girl.
Abbott: Why's that?
Costello: Well, a pretty girl is liable to run away.
Abbott: Isn't a homely girl liable to run away, too?
Costello: Yeah, but who cares!
Abbott and Costello
Costello: . . . I was in love with a bow-legged cowgirl and she was roundin' up cattle. Abbott: And what happened? Costello: She couldn't get her calves together. ~ Rio Rita (1942)