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Corne Jokes

I said to the woman at the deli, “I’d like to buy a corned beef and pastrami, with pickles.” She replied, “Sorry..."

"We only take cash or card.”

I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball...

But it just keeps getting cornea and cornea

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.
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