I said to the woman at the deli, “I’d like to buy a corned beef and pastrami, with pickles.” She replied, “Sorry..."
"We only take cash or card.”
I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball...
But it just keeps getting cornea and cornea
What the corniest part of a corn field?
The corner.
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Hot buttered corn
Three guys have been walking thru the desert for 2 days. They are dehydrated, they are hungry, and they are tired. One man believes he sees a house in the distance. They all accuse him of seeing a mirage until they all get a little closer and realize there is a house all alone in the middle of t...
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