Genghis Khan and his soldiers attacked a tiny village of their enemy country and took all the men and women as prisoners..
Later in the evening,after being intoxicated,the sadistic Genghis decides to play a game..
He asks all the men from the village to stand in a line and strip down their pants..
He then instructed one of the wives of the men to be blindfolded and she should recognize her husband after ex...
No believes me but I saw Genghis Kahn holding a spear running around town last night.
They say is just another one of my Kahn spear I see theories.
Why didn't Genghis Khan's army move when he said "Charge"?
Because none of them understand English.
Why did Genghis Khan conquer so much?
Because he was Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khannot.
Genghis Khan stumbles across a great palace in Northern China
It was a magnificent golden palace, with beautiful ornaments covering every surface as it towered over the surrounding landscape with its size. The steps leading up to the front entrance were crafted from the finest marble, the pillars holding up the ceiling sculpted with the rarest jade. It was tru...
Did you know there are tents surviving that Genghis Khan used to sleep in? I just scored one on eBay!
Thought you would appreciate my original Kahn tent.
Genghis Khan once had the hands of an entire village of superb bowmen maimed so their skills could never be used against him. Similarly, he crippled a conquered town of excellent sprinters
For the town, it was a crushing de feet
As a lover of history, I always wondered how Genghis Khan would seek shelter whilst traversing various regions of the vast Mongol empire
Then it struck me. Finally! A regional Khan tent.
If Genghis Khan got a divorce, could he be considered songle and ready to Mongol?
What do you call a feud between two of Genghis Khan’s generals?
Genghis Khan was vicious from an early age.
I remember when he took his first steppe.
What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?
Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered."
Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
It's a little known fact that Genghis Khan had a brother.
Unfortunately his brother had a terrible skin condition and was banished from his people. Eventually he ended up in Ireland where he was known as Leper Kahn.
What did Genghis Khan's mother tell him after he destroyed Xi Xia?
Just because you Genghis Khan, doesn't mean you Genghis should.
What was Genghis Khan’s failure of a brother named?
How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?
One steppe at a time.
What type of Asian is Genghis Khan?
If I was Genghis Khan's personal advisor
Every time he had a moment of self doubt, I'd remind him he is Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't.
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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?
There was a chink in his armor.
A man has a booth at a fair with a talking cat...
A woman walks up and asks, "Can your cat really talk?"
The man turns to the cat and asks, "Which leader is attributed to the most deaths in human history?"
The cat says, "Mao."
The woman, who is annoyed by this ruse, walks away.
The cat turns to the man and asks, "Should...
What do you call a convention of Mongolians?
A Genghis Con.
Can a Mongolian make you laugh?
(No idea if this is an old joke or not. I told it in a dream I had last night so I'm claiming as original).