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Coms Jokes

A Brit, Mexican, and a Texan are all on a carrier plane heading towards battle.

A Brit, Mexican, and a Texan are all on a carrier plane heading towards battle. The pilot over coms says

"There is to much wait on the plane, someone will have to jump off"

The Brit then goes to the exit of the plane and says,
"For the Queen!"
He then jumps off.

The pilot...

What do stand up comedians do when their legs get tired?

They do sit-coms

What is Captain Kirk's least favorite movie genre?

Romulan-coms
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