A Brit, Mexican, and a Texan are all on a carrier plane heading towards battle.
A Brit, Mexican, and a Texan are all on a carrier plane heading towards battle. The pilot over coms says
"There is to much wait on the plane, someone will have to jump off"
The Brit then goes to the exit of the plane and says, "For the Queen!" He then jumps off.
The pilot...
A man fresh out of boot camp is stationed to a fire base in Iraq.
His C.O. is showing him around the base and as the tour is wrapping up he concludes,
"I know it gets lonely out here, but right behind the coms tent is this cammel. If you get lonely just use that."
Confused the solder finds the cammel, it's mangey, and flea bitten, and old. He thinks...
What do stand up comedians do when their legs get tired?
They do sit-coms
What is Captain Kirk's least favorite movie genre?
Romulan-coms
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