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Compounds Jokes

Why are the compounds in garlic like a Seattle rock band?

They're both Allicin chains.

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Me: Doc, I am pathologically afraid of chemical compounds.

Therapist: I may have a solution for this.

Me: Oh shit!!

What do the best cultists build their compounds out of?

Esoterracotta

Why are compounds so cheap?

Because they are free of charge.


Thought of this one while in chem class

3 Alien leaders are discussing the fate of humanity

After a successful invasion of earth, the leaders of the armada joined together to discuss the ruling of the planet. Each of the leaders had a different idea on how what they should do with the surviving humans.

"These humans are dangerous," said the first. "We all know the losses we took to ...

Some engineers were arguing about God.

One says, "God was clearly a mechanical engineer. Just look at the structure of the bones, how they're shaped to carry their loads without wasted weight, how the joints interlock to give free movement, how the muscles are optimally placed as actuators with the best leverage."

The second repli...

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3 recent college graduates are looking for a job.

They were in the receptionist's office waiting for their interviews. The first one gets called in.
HR manager: "We are a young growing company and we need people with good powers of observation. I want you to make an observation about anything you see in my office and you tell me all about it"...

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