Combusted Jokes - 2 Hilarious Combusted Jokes

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Did you hear about the guy who spontaneously combusted?

He was arrested shorty after for waving a fire arm.

Once upon a time, in the magical fantasy kingdom, there lived a young monk named Sam.

His order was renowned for their beautiful choral singing. They trained, hours every day, refining their voices and their art. Their song floated down the mountainside, enriching the lives and souls of the townspeople below.

Sam was particularly gifted, and on his 19th birthday, in mid-song,...

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