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Cold Sores Jokes

Dated a Greek god, now I have cold sores

Thanks a lot, Herpules

1 in 3 people get cold sores. That's a lot of people. You can tell it's a lot of people because the term "cold sore" caught on.

If 1 in 10 people got them, 9 in 10 people would say "Cold sore? Ohhhhhh you mean your mouth herpes".

I went on a blind date where her online profile said she had an infectious smile.

Turns out they were cold sores.

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