[Long] One day a Snail decides he’s moving a little too slow..
… so he decides it’s time to get a car. He doesn’t have a lot of money so he buys a used French sedan. The snail is so impressed how fast he gets around town.
From place to place he wizzes by this slug, beetle and worm friends. While that car isn’t a racer by any means, the snail doesn’t kno...
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hereditary
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary, sir," the older one replie...
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