My feet are toasty, but I think my wife has a hearing problem...
After all, I'm not asking for socks every night
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to...
How is it so consistently warm and toasty in Hell?
Good insoulation.
What did one piece of toast say to the other piece of toast, inside the toaster?
It’s toasty in here!
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If you light the gingerbread man's ass on fire.
He'll have toasty buns
A Day in the Life of a Cheerio
One day in Cheerio City, an ordinary young Cheerio started his day. He decided to get a job. He was nearing his sell by date and figured it was time. There are three social classes in Cheerio City: the Regulars, the Wheats, and the Frosteds. The young Cheerio was simply a Regular and had little to n...
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