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Christmas Ornament Jokes

How are Christmas ornaments and Jeffery Epstein the same?

They don't hang themselves.

Why did the Christmas ornament go to rehab?

Because he was hooked on trees.

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Christmas ornaments?

The ornaments can be rehung again next year.

two blondes are looking for a Christmas tree in the forest.

After two hours of searching, one says: let's take one without christmas ornament

Christmas at the vet's office

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How was your weekend?" the bartender asks. "Expensive. The dog ate a bunch of Christmas ornaments off of the tree, so I had to take him to the vet," the guy says. "Vet says he has a bad case of tinselitus."

What's colored and looks good hanging from a tree...

Christmas ornaments.

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