Chinese Noodle Jokes - 4 Hilarious Chinese Noodle Jokes

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How much does 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh?

Won Ton

Why are Chinese noodles so easy to love?

Because they are 'Lo Mein-tenance'!

What do German poodles and Chinese noodles haves in common?

They have oodles in common!

What psychosis do you have, if all you can think about is Chinese noodles?

Mega-Lo-Mein-ia

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