I'm firm when I need to be, but I can also be soft and tender.
The name's Dente.
Al Dente.
What do pasta and cars have in common?
I don't like either al dente
Someone ran into the back of my Ferrari
Now it’s al dente
What's the difference between an unusual undercooked pasta, and the easing of tensions between a famous parody artist and the singers he parodies?
One is a weird al dente, and the other is a "Weird Al" detente.
What did the Italian say after the hail storm?
"My car! issa Al Dente."
That’s the last time I lend my car to an Italian chef
The last guy left it al dente
Did you hear about the man with a car made of pasta?.
He got in a crash, and now his car's al dente.
What do you call hellish pasta?
Al Dente's inferno
Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?
Cause it got al dente'd up!
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