Al Dente Jokes - 9 Hilarious Al Dente Jokes

Why do Italian women love me?

I'm firm when I need to be, but I can also be soft and tender.

The name's Dente.

Al Dente.

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What do pasta and cars have in common?

I don't like either al dente

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Someone ran into the back of my Ferrari

Now it’s al dente

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What's the difference between an unusual undercooked pasta, and the easing of tensions between a famous parody artist and the singers he parodies?

One is a weird al dente, and the other is a "Weird Al" detente.

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What did the Italian say after the hail storm?

"My car! issa Al Dente."

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That’s the last time I lend my car to an Italian chef

The last guy left it al dente

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Did you hear about the man with a car made of pasta?.

He got in a crash, and now his car's al dente.

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What do you call hellish pasta?

Al Dente's inferno

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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