I don't do anything and once a year it prunes itself.
A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out.
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time." Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?" ...
German Joke from the 1910's
My grandfather told me this joke in the 1960's, when I was a kid. He had heard it when he was a kid in the 1910's (he was born in 1904), in Hungary:
Some boys were walking to school in the morning, and on the way they passed a plum tree. There were plums all over the ground under the tree, s...
Why shouldn’t you go into the jungle at 4pm?
Because that‘s when the elephants jump down from the plum trees.
Why do elephants have small blue eyes? So that they can hide in plum trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a plum tree? See, that proves how well the camouflage works.
Why are crocodiles so flat? Becau...
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