Check List Jokes

The neighbors had been complaining that my dogs had been barking non-stop. I hate the electric zapping bark collars so I purchased a humane citronella collar. When a dog barks, it shoots a blast of citronella under their nose and apparently they don't like it.

This evening I was getting the c... read more

A pilot and his co-pilot are walking up to their airplane, getting ready to start their shift. The mechanic is wrapping up some final things on his check list so that they could dispatch. Said mechanic can see that the pilot and co-pilot are arguing about something. Suddenly the pilot interrupts the... read more