These days there are all kind of designer dogs : Yorkiepoos, Goldendoodles, Puggles. etc. Growing up, we called them Mutts
What's the difference between a container of peanuts, cashews, and almonds and neutering a dog.
One is mixed nuts - the other is nixed mutts!
So an elf walks into an animal shelter...
...and, being from the North Pole, he wants a hound dog to run a transport system. This particular shelter stocks only mutts.
On the first day, the elf says, "What type of dog is that one there?" he asks, pointing to a cage. "That's a cross between a Labrador and a Poodle," responds the clerk...
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