Cellular Respiration Jokes

I can use the heat generated from cellular respiration to make the muscles in my arms contract
Not to flex or anything...

Once upon a time, there was a land called Tridonia, full of healthy, happy, prosperous Trids. Their wise king ruled for decades until a dark shadow fell across their valley, for a giant had entered their land and stood in front of the Sun. Weeks passed and the giant wouldn't move. The crops began to... read more