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Cardboard Boxes Jokes

If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes...

Is it a pillow fight?

What happens when you put a bunch of cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon?

You make it a warehouse

A blonde and a brunette are talking about what to do when their children misbehave during Christmas The brunette says : "I wrap empty cardboard boxes and when a child acts up I toss one into the fireplace."

And then the blonde says : "What do you do when you run out of children?"

I'm currently moving house. Has anyone got some spare cardboard boxes?

My ex won't let me live with her.

I love buying cardboard boxes online.

You always get one more than you pay for.

Homeless man

I saw a homeless man pushing a grocery trolley filled with cardboard boxes down the street. Walking up to him, I asked "Are you homeless?"

The man looked at me and with a wave of his hand over the boxes said "Can't you see? I'm a real estate agent!"

What’s the number one item shipped by amazon?

Cardboard boxes

Guy walks into a taxidermists...

Guy walks into a taxidermists with two cardboard boxes, one under each arm.

"Yes sir, can I help you?" Asks the taxidermist.

"I hope so" replies the guy "It's my two pet monkeys you see... they were out playing in the road yesterday and a car came swerving round the corner, and they w...

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