These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)
Why have all the baked beans move to Queensland?
Because they like to live in Cairns
Only cricket fans will appreciate
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest to find the most beautiful woman in the world.." "I am entering" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" <...