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Giza Jokes

Why are the pyramids of Giza in Egypt

Because they are way too heavy to be carried to the British national museum for display

Did you hear about the blueprints for Giza?

Don’t trust them. All looks like one big pyramid scheme to me.

A tour guide at Giza was explaining how the Pyramids were 10,002 years old.

Someone in the crowd asked, "That's oddly specific, are you sure of that date."

"Well, yes, quite sure, I was told they were 10,000 years old when I started working here 2 years ago."
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Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous statue in Giza

Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation

4 things that can be seen from space

1. The Eiffel Tower
2. Mount Everest
3. Pyramids of Giza
4. President Volodymyr Zelenskyy's massive balls

What is an old person called in Egypt?

a Giza

While traveling in Giza, a man said he’d take me on a tour if I paid him $300. I did and then he immediately ran away, never to be seen again.

I’m starting to think I fell for a pyramid scheme.

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