A chicken goes into a library. He stands at the librarians desk and says, "Buk", so she gives him a book. A couple minutes later the chicken returns. "Buk", he says, and she hands him another book. This goes on and on.
Finally it is the librarian's break time. She goes out back to get some fresh air by the pond. That is when she sees the chicken and a frog on a lilypad. "Buk" says the chicken as he tosses a book to the frog. "Reddit" replies the frog...
A chicken walks into a library, goes up to the desk and says "buk".
So the librarian gives the chicken a book. The chicken walks outside with the book and comes back 5 minutes later without the book.
"Buk, buk" says the chicken again, so the librarian gives it another book, it walks outside and returns with no book.
"Buk, buk" it says, and the same ...
A chicken walks into a bar and goes "buk buk buckaw."
The bartender says, "Sorry, no foul language at the bar."
The chicken then says, "I pledge to never buckaw again!"
The bartender replies, "no swearing, either."
Buk Buk..... Chicken !
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, ‘Buk Buk BUK.’
The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them. Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk and say, ‘ Buk Buk BuKKOOK!‘
The librari...
The chicken and his books
A chicken walks into a library and goes up to the librarian. She's surprised, because she's never seen a chicken in there before.
"What can I do for you chicken?", she says.
"Buk", replies the chicken.
So the librarian hands him a book which he promptly keeps under his wing...
Two men arrive at the pearly gates.
One is an Englishman, the other a Philippino. St. Peter informs them that only one will be admitted. St. Peter asks the Englishman what his occupation was in life.
I was a poet, he responds.
Oh very good, we need more poets in heaven.
And you sir, turning to the Philippin...
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