Bruce Banner Jokes - 11 Hilarious Bruce Banner Jokes

If I were Bruce Banner’s son, the Incredible Hulk wouldn’t exist

“I’m not angry…I’m just disappointed”

Did you hear about Bruce Banner losing his temper at the Avengers' pool party?

He made a Hulk Splash

Why doesn't Bruce Banners pants rip when he transforms into the Hulk?

Because the radiation altered his jeans

So Iron Man and Bruce Banner walk into a bar.

They both grab a stool at the bar and start slamming shots. Tony, a notorious alcoholic, maintains his composure.

He turns over to Bruce as he hits more back. He sees Bruce getting tipsy and a bit green.

Tony: "You okay there?"

Hulk: "Hulk smashed!"

What do you call Bruce Banner when he is grumpy?

The Incredible Sulk

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

If Dr. Bruce Banner always cites his sources

Does that make him the credible hulk?

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Did you hear about The Incredible Hulk taking Viagra!?

NSFW:

I figure, since the same jokes are on repeat in this Reddit, again and again, I would throw out a freshly created one.

Apparently, now that the Hulk has been taking Viagra, his catch phrase has become:

"Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny", whe...

How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?

Hang him on the wall. Now he's a Bruce Banner.

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Steve Rogers: Bruce, aren't you worried about getting cancer from the Hulk's radiation?

Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap. *pulls out a horoscope* I'm already a Cancer.

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PS: I know, Bruce Banner is actually a Sagittarius. Don't @ me, bro.

Joke from my daughter.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?
HULK'S MASH!

no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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