Bruce Banner Jokes - 10 Hilarious Bruce Banner Jokes

If I were Bruce Banner’s son, the Incredible Hulk wouldn’t exist

“I’m not angry…I’m just disappointed”

Did you hear about Bruce Banner losing his temper at the Avengers' pool party?

He made a Hulk Splash

Why doesn't Bruce Banners pants rip when he transforms into the Hulk?

Because the radiation altered his jeans

So Iron Man and Bruce Banner walk into a bar.

They both grab a stool at the bar and start slamming shots. Tony, a notorious alcoholic, maintains his composure.

He turns over to Bruce as he hits more back. He sees Bruce getting tipsy and a bit green.

Tony: "You okay there?"

Hulk: "Hulk smashed!"

What do you call Bruce Banner when he is grumpy?

The Incredible Sulk

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

If Dr. Bruce Banner always cites his sources

Does that make him the credible hulk?

How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?

Hang him on the wall. Now he's a Bruce Banner.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Steve Rogers: Bruce, aren't you worried about getting cancer from the Hulk's radiation?

Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap. *pulls out a horoscope* I'm already a Cancer.

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PS: I know, Bruce Banner is actually a Sagittarius. Don't @ me, bro.

Joke from my daughter.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?
HULK'S MASH!

no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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