If Bruce Wayne overcame his fear of bats by becoming his phobia...
why am I still afraid of failure?
Where does Bruce Wayne go to defecate?
The bat-room!
What does Bruce Wayne take with his drink?
Just ice.
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If Bruce Wayne was a millennial...
*after the well incident*
Thomas : Why do we fall, Bruce?
Bruce (mumbles): Running a billion dollar empire focused on science, don't know what fucking gravity is. Great!!
Lil Bruce Wayne, he played little league baseball...
He was the batboy.
Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their money,
Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself.
What does the Jewish Bruce Wayne drive?
The Shabbat-Mobile.
What did Bruce Wayne say to the hungry squirrel?
YOU WANNA GET NUTS?
C'mon, let's get nuts.
How much would you pay to watch James Bond's secretary and Bruce Wayne's Butler team up for a Spy Action Thriller?
However much, you can bet you'd get your MoneysWorth.
16 sodiums walk into a bar followed by Bruce Wayne
Nananananananananananananananana BATMAN!
You know how Gotham citizens are going to be able to tell Bruce Wayne is Batman in the upcoming movie?
Because during the day he’ll sparkle.
After many years of fighting crime as batman
Bruce Wayne finally got married and had a son. His son turned out to be brilliant at investing, especially in bitcoin, making Wayne Enterprises one of the biggest companies on the planet.
All this time, Bruce had been training him, and when the time was right, Bruce introduced his son to the ...
Why don't cops shut down Klan rallies?
Same reason you never see Bruce Wayne and Batman together.
What travels down an alley and has holes in it?
Bruce Wayne's parents
A joke about Batman my 4yo. brother came up with
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Batman
Batman who?
Bruce Wayne!
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